The Cherry Cricket

2641 East 2nd Avenue
Denver, Colorado 80206
In Cherry Creek North
303-322-7666

Rules of the Chair

The contract outlined below contains the agreement between The Cherry Cricket, Inc. (The Chairer), and The Chairees (You know who you are.) It gives detailed instructions on who may sit in the honorary chairs given to The Chairees by the Chairer, and under which circumstances the above mentioned seating may take place.

Lousy tippers.
People showing a propensity for passing out.
Anyone caught in the act of dribbling chili down his/her front.
Anyone making out with his/her neighbor.
Anyone drinking well-bourbon. Bait dunkers.
Anyone unfavorably critical of the Chairee's artistic talent.
Anyone singing along with the jukebox, the exception being country western songs.
Anyone incessantly telling bad jokes.
Anyone talking on a cell phone.

In consideration of the Chairer's enforcement of these rules the Chairee shall:

Tip very generously.
Always buy a drink for anyone evicted from the chair.

We're open everyday
11 am - 2 am
Happy hour
4:30 to 6pm and
10pm to midnight

History of the Chair

The chair was given to the Chairee as a sign of gratitude on the part of the Chairer. Apart from the actual chair, there are many other considerations to be taken into account, as the prize is not necessarily the chair itself, but rather, it is the status, prestige, and privilege the chair signifies. The idea is summed up by a redneck's reaction to a tour of a New England furniture museum. What good's the sumbitch if ya can't sit in it?


Menu About the Cricket History of the Chair Staff What do you think? Press & News Events FAQ Where to Find Us Home Sign up for Cricket e-news!	2641 East 2nd Avenue Denver, Colorado 80206 In Cherry Creek North 303-322-7666 Rules of the Chair The contract outlined below contains the agreement between The Cherry Cricket, Inc. (The Chairer), and The Chairees (You know who you are.) It gives detailed instructions on who may sit in the honorary chairs given to The Chairees by the Chairer, and under which circumstances the above mentioned seating may take place. Lousy tippers. People showing a propensity for passing out. Anyone caught in the act of dribbling chili down his/her front. Anyone making out with his/her neighbor. Anyone drinking well-bourbon. Bait dunkers. Anyone unfavorably critical of the Chairee's artistic talent. Anyone singing along with the jukebox, the exception being country western songs. Anyone incessantly telling bad jokes. Anyone talking on a cell phone. In consideration of the Chairer's enforcement of these rules the Chairee shall: Tip very generously. Always buy a drink for anyone evicted from the chair.	We're open everyday 11 am - 2 am Happy hour 4:30 to 6pm and 10pm to midnight History of the Chair The chair was given to the Chairee as a sign of gratitude on the part of the Chairer. Apart from the actual chair, there are many other considerations to be taken into account, as the prize is not necessarily the chair itself, but rather, it is the status, prestige, and privilege the chair signifies. The idea is summed up by a redneck's reaction to a tour of a New England furniture museum. What good's the sumbitch if ya can't sit in it?